ME-TIME
After a long day at work, I stopped off at the store and bought some Mr. Bubble...
After a long day at work, I stopped off at the store and bought some Mr. Bubble...What are THEY doing at my bath and body store?
One thing led to another and we decided we didn't have time for bubbles and relaxation. So, we had our meeting at the home office.
On the drive to the home office, I kept wondering how are we going to get our sales to increase in the next fiscal year.
For the most part we were very productive...Ginger's analysis of the market trends and her concise research of our competitors gives us the edge we'll need for 2005...she definitely raised the bar today!
While relaxing at work, the subject of who the next kick ass photographer they could hire came up. You guessed it Scott Indermaur! If he could do a shot like this, he must be the man to do the shoot for Mr. Bubble.
After all, Mr. Bubble was invented in Norh Dakota by the great Herald Schaffer. How could they find anyone with the great midwestern work ethic to parallel Mr. Schaffer if not in Kansas? Darn tootin!
Yes, shoot Mr. Bubble! That jerk has had it coming for a long time. That stupid fake smile, the big better bubble attitude, and his executive tub meetings that he never invites me to! And what's with the pink? I thought you were suppose to be "Mr. Bubble"?! But that's all about to come to end, now that we've found Scout Indermaur. Yes we've heard he's the best. He's our man to shoot MR. BUBBLE!
Mr. Bubbles agent caught wind of this and the team created a campaign that would not only heighten the bubbles career but anyone involved. The team called in the troops. Everyone was on the set- The talent, the agent, a publicist, caterers, the press, Scott Indermaur and a much needed stylist for Mr. Bubble. Everyone took there places and was giving their orders. The stylist was given STRICT instruction to make Mr. bubble look inviting. Mr. Bubble giggled as Staci went to work. The shoot was a success! A snap shot of the crew was attached to a headline that went around the world. Oprah, CNN, Good Morning America wanted nothing less then the remarkable team that put this campaign together. Careers soared, movie deals launched, Usher and Beyonce signed on for the music video. Mr. Bubble was more popular then ever. Every mother and child wanted Mr. Bubble in their bath rooms. And Then one day-
the bubble burst.
the bubble burst with this new idea! to make an mr.bubbles dish detergent.
Mr. bubbles started thinking we have to out do the competition.......and we have a lot of competitors.Hmmmmmm..how should i go about doing that? I need to be superior.Ah ha....i got it.
And after quite a few dumb comments. Mr. Bubbles realized that his meeting was actually a....
an assasination attemt on his life! Damn those Radox people, they have always been jealous of Mr Bubble success and now they were trying to push him out of the competition. So with quick, lightning, decision making, Mr. Bubbles pulled out his .............
rubber ducky of doom
the competitors/assassins now had to face the team of Mr.Bubbles and the rubber ducky of doom. Together they are an unstoppable combination in bathtubs around the world, and now standing in a new surrounding facing the competitors/assassinators, Mr.Bubbles and the rubber ducky of doom....
(who actually appears to be the brains of the whole opperation) ,are a formidible force, the blind ignorance of Mr Bubbles-who only has eyes for the squeaky clean...combine with the tough street wize "Ducky"..who is not afraid of dealing out the odd "low blow"..stand strong and prepare to do battle..
and ended up being popped
Nonetheless, Mr. Bubble and his rubber ducky toy turn the tables on the hapless assasins. He hashes a plot with his band of samurai and kung fu fighters. They will attack the assasins while they engage in their tantric bathtub rituals (see picture above). Mr. Bubble will show them...